What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

C Jokes More C Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.