What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut