What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!