Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!