I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.