What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!