Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats