Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!