Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!