Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!