Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.