Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.