Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Forever.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Have a good one, son."
Oranges and peaches.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
See ewwww later!
An oncologist.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
A: To keep from peeling.
