Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here