How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg