Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.