Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?