Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.