How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know