How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.