Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot