Roach Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.