What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Roach Jokes More Roach Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.