What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.