What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.