What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's half of 8?

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.