Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!