Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.