Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.