What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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How'd you get amnesia?

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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A dirty double crosser.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.