What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant