What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.