Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's