Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.