Lawrence Elk
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Cracker.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
It keeps you regular.
To switch sides
By folding it in half.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Mashed potatoes.
It was da-press-in.
Juan.
