Lawrence Elk
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
Because they're campers.
Because the testicles
An amputee
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Did you planet?
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
A: Tear gas.
Shallots
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Put it under the soap.
A metal band
He was baroque.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
It's theft rate.
