Lawrence Elk
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Adele
Beef Stroganoff
Pocahontas
With a Pao Wow.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Little Caesars!
A midget.
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
With a crowbar
