How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!