How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.