What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.