What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle