What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.