Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry