Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.