Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.