Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Shocklate.
The Holocaust.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Allahu snackbar!
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Baster! Baster!