How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.