How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.