Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...