Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.