What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school