What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !