What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.