Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.