Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack