Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.