Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Drink it

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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logic

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The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.