Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game