How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"