How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.