When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.