When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy