What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.