What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.