We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
NaCl-more.
All that salt must make them thirsty.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
The time God took to cook us
Throw in a load of laundry.
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
