What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'