Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.