Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.