Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years