They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Still Life.
Do I hand my life in
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Ego-Testicle.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Dance moves.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
A knife.
He wrote sheet music.
r/explainlikeimfive
He resisted a rest.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
The fruits of her labor.
