r/explainlikeimfive
A phoney friend!
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
removed (two children)
He who smelt it, dealt it.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Watch a movie with him.