What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.