What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.