What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Ice melt it.

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Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Holes mostly..."

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.