How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.