Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."