Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!