When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.