When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.