Because there's not mushroom!
There's not mushroom in here
Scream of mushroom !
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
In a choral coral corral
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.