When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
A hobblin' goblin
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Taco Bell.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.