When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.