How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.