How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.