What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.