What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball